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A set of silly award certificates that you can present to your cast and crew: The DAFTA’s (Dramatic Awards for the Theatrically Afflicted).

• Ideal for after-show parties! Collect nominations throughout your show run and present the awards (perhaps with suitable gifts) to the winners!
• A set of 15 certificate designs ready to download as an editable Adobe Acrobat PDF file (printing as A4 portrait).
• Each certificate can be edited to include the name of the recipient, the show name and the name of the group.
• The set includes a master certificate which you can modify to create bespoke awards specific to your group (the award name is editable).
• Full instructions on editing and printing included.
• Full Colour.
• US format versions available.

The 14 pre-defined awards include:

• The Spam award – for the hammiest performance.
• The ‘Cockney Dick Van Dyke’ award – for the dodgiest onstage accent.
• The Big Part award – for an outstanding performance from a principal.
• The Small Part award – for an outstanding performance from a non-principal.
• The ‘Two Left Feet’ award – for dis-service to dance.
• The Backstage award – for courage during a blackout or services rendered in the wings.
• The Inanimate Object award – for the best contribution from a prop!
• The ‘It’s All in the Expression’ award – for achievement by a non-speaking member of the company.
• The ‘What Not to Wear’ award – for the most amusing costume.
• The ‘Derring-Do’ award – for dynamic action, daredevil antics and un-choreographed movement.
• The ‘Foot in Mouth’ award – for erroneously delivered on-stage dialogue.
• The ‘Not Quite my Vision’ award – for the piece of set that deviated most from the Director’s request.
• The ‘Purple Heart’ award – for injuries sustained.
• The ‘Whose Line is it Anyway’ award – for improvisation under pressure.

You can order some of our designs printed on a range of merchandise at the Cafe Press online store

Over the years we have designed and printed a number of silly desktop calendars.

Samples of each from previous years are available on request.

Professionally designed and printed, with an RRP of around £5.00, each calendar comprises 12 monthly pages, a cover page and a backing page and is supplied in CD-sized acrylic holder.

An ideal first night / show gift, prize giveaway, or present for theatre lovers.

We can design and supply bespoke designs personalised to your group or company. For further details please email David.

The Products:

Panto Advert Calendar: ‘The Yellow stages’ – a set of adverts for fictional fairyland and pantomime products and services – a must for any panto enthusiast. Everything from ‘Panto Direct’ (injury claim specialists) to ‘Three Pigs Construction’!

The Hound of Music Calendar: Ever wondered what the world of west end musicals would look like if animals wrote and starred in the shows? ‘The Hound of Music’ takes a light hearted look at stage musicals using puns, and spoofs of popular musical posters and images. In fact we enjoy the idea of these so much we have since developed more of these including promo videos and parody songs… read more here.

Theatrical Americana Calendar: A set of black and white photographs, each with a theatrically themed silly caption featuring designs from our Greeting Card range.

Ducks in Trucks: Finally the exciting world of heavy goods and haulage and the aquatic fowl that drive them! Like ducks? Like trucks? Then this desktop calendar is just what you need! Twelve images to see you through your trucking year! Click here to visit our dedicated Ducks in Trucks website!