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Running Time:

1h 20m approximately (plus interval)


Minimum 4m, 3f, 5 either plus chorus

Written in collaboration with Mark Niel and David Pibworth.

The most gruesome pantomime of them all!  A classic toetags to riches story!

Follow Boris and Bertha as they investigate creepy goings on in Cemeteria, a mountain top village in the heart of Transylvania, where dark secrets and mad scientists dwell side by side.

Dracula, Dr Frank N Stein and Igor as well as the Werewolf all play their part. All the elements of traditional family entertainment are here: Songs, laughter and unspeakable violence!

A brand new script full of fun, slapstick and things that go bump in the night!

Also available with this script as an optional extra: Rehearsal arrangements for the original songs from the show by Sound-Board, available to purchase from Lazy Bee Scripts.

Apply for Performance Rights

Licensing: This script is published through Lazy Bee Scripts. To read the whole script online and to make an application to perform the show please visit Lazy Bee Scripts. Included with the script is a set of new lyrics to popular songs written especially for this production.