Four and Twenty Adverts!
Want to liven up your foyer music?
Looking for something just a bit different to play during your interval?
This audio CD holds a total of 17 daft ‘radio’ adverts for a wide range of fictional fairytale / pantomime products and services, and 7 silly announcements to your audience (plus a bonus track promoting next season’s fairyland TV schedule). Supplied in CD case with cover.
Advert tracks included:
- Panto Direct 1 – Injury compensation service
- Panto Direct 2 – Injury compensation service
- Mother Goose Used Transport Emporium – Second hand magic carpets and pumpkin coaches
- Fairy Godfather Services – Evil plans thwarted again? Even the odds!
- Beanstalk – Leguminous vegetable chatline
- Heroes R Us – Kingdoms saved, villains vanquished!
- Grimm Brothers Finance and Loans – The perfect way to manage your debt worries.
- Three Pigs Construction services – Saving your bacon!
- Beanscene – Another leguminous vegetable chatline
- Stalkaway – Clear your garden of unwanted greenery
- Al’s Cow Barn – The best bargain-price bovine offers
- Germinator 4 – The rise of the beans!
- Robin Hood Recruitment – Only the merriest men accepted
- Goldiloctite – The perfect hair product
- Magic Spinning Wheels – a public information announcement
- Happily Ever After Therapy – Psychotherapy for fairyland people
- Sinbad the Sailor Cruises – A choice of seven delightful destinations
- Bonus Track! Pig Brother House / Dame Academy TV Advert – What’s on next season!
Foyer / Audience Announcements included:
- Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #1
- Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #2
- Interval announcement
- Exit – Please leave so the band can get to the bar (matinee)
- Exit – Please leave so the band can get to the bar (pm)
- Exit – Please leave as the management charges by the hour
- Exit – Please leave before the cast catch and disembowel the little scamp in the 3rd row!