Spoof Adverts

A range of adverts for fairytale products and services to enhance your show programmes.

• Three sets of 8 high definition scaleable JPEG images for you to insert as space fillers/light relief in your show programmes
• Each comprises of a mix of 6 x quarter A5 portrait format (63mm x 91mm) and 2 x half A5 landscape format designs (132.5mm x 91mm)
• Colour and Greyscale versions available
• Provided as a downloadable set of JPEG images

Pack One – The adverts include:

• Panto Direct – Injury compensation service (1/2 A5 landscape)
• Mother Goose Used Transport Emporium – Magic carpets, broomsticks and pumpkin coaches (1/2 A5 landscape)
• Trouble Sleeping? – Try an enchanted spinning wheel… (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Fairy Godfather services – Evil plans thwarted again? Even the odds! (1/4 A5 portrait)
• BeansTalk – Leguminous vegetable chat line. (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Heroes R Us – Kingdoms saved, villains vanquished! (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Grimm Brothers Finance and Loans – The perfect way to manage your debt worries (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Three Pigs Construction services – Saving your bacon! (1/4 A5 portrait)

Pack Two – The adverts include:

• Happily Ever After – Fairytale counselling services (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Life Laundry – Transform your image with a Widow Twankey make over (1/2 A5 landscape)
• Crazy Daisy’s Cow Barn – Exchange your unwanted family cow for magic beans (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Goldiloctite – Rapunzel reveals the secret of her strong and long hair! (1/2 A5 landscape)
• Simple Simon Consultants – Specialist help from an expert(?!?) (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Cash for Eggs – Trade in your golden eggs (1/4 A5 portrait)
• EasyFate.com – Getting Princesses and Frogs together! (1/4 A5 portrait)
• The King’s Men – Have you got what it takes? (1/4 A5 portrait)

Pack Three – The adverts include:

• Babes in the Wood – Fairytale creche facilities (1/4 A5 portrait)
• PerCinnamon Homes – Bespoke gingerbread cottages (1/2 A5 landscape)
• Emperor’s Tailoring – Invisible menders (1/4 A5 portrait)
• The Shoemaking Elves – Why should Puss in Boots get all the footwear? (1/2 A5 landscape)
• Incey Wincey Web Design – Beautiful tailored webbing (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Slippr – Dating app for charming princes (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Youngest Son Adventurers – Quests done first time, every time (1/4 A5 portrait)
• Oil of Oily – Amphibian skincare (1/4 A5 portrait)

Many of these adverts leap off the page into audio format in our range of CDs: Four and Twenty Adverts, Four and Twenty More Adverts and Four and Twenty – the 3rd Album.