Spoof Adverts
A range of adverts for fairytale products and services to enhance your show programmes.
- Three sets of 8 high definition scaleable JPEG images for you to insert as space fillers/light relief in your show programmes
- Each comprises of a mix of 6 x quarter A5 portrait format (63mm x 91mm) and 2 x half A5 landscape format designs (132.5mm x 91mm)
- Colour and Greyscale versions available
- Provided as a downloadable set of JPEG images
Pack One – The adverts include:
- Panto Direct – Injury compensation service (1/2 A5 landscape)
- Mother Goose Used Transport Emporium – Magic carpets, broomsticks and pumpkin coaches (1/2 A5 landscape)
- Trouble Sleeping? – Try an enchanted spinning wheel… (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Fairy Godfather services – Evil plans thwarted again? Even the odds! (1/4 A5 portrait)
- BeansTalk – Leguminous vegetable chat line. (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Heroes R Us – Kingdoms saved, villains vanquished! (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Grimm Brothers Finance and Loans – The perfect way to manage your debt worries (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Three Pigs Construction services – Saving your bacon! (1/4 A5 portrait)
Pack Two – The adverts include:
- Happily Ever After – Fairytale counselling services (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Life Laundry – Transform your image with a Widow Twankey make over (1/2 A5 landscape)
- Crazy Daisy’s Cow Barn – Exchange your unwanted family cow for magic beans (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Goldiloctite – Rapunzel reveals the secret of her strong and long hair! (1/2 A5 landscape)
- Simple Simon Consultants – Specialist help from an expert(?!?) (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Cash for Eggs – Trade in your golden eggs (1/4 A5 portrait)
- EasyFate.com – Getting Princesses and Frogs together! (1/4 A5 portrait)
- The King’s Men – Have you got what it takes? (1/4 A5 portrait)
Pack Three – The adverts include:
- Babes in the Wood – Fairytale creche facilities (1/4 A5 portrait)
- PerCinnamon Homes – Bespoke gingerbread cottages (1/2 A5 landscape)
- Emperor’s Tailoring – Invisible menders (1/4 A5 portrait)
- The Shoemaking Elves – Why should Puss in Boots get all the footwear? (1/2 A5 landscape)
- Incey Wincey Web Design – Beautiful tailored webbing (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Slippr – Dating app for charming princes (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Youngest Son Adventurers – Quests done first time, every time (1/4 A5 portrait)
- Oil of Oily – Amphibian skincare (1/4 A5 portrait)
Many of these adverts leap off the page into audio format in our range of CDs: Four and Twenty Adverts, Four and Twenty More Adverts and Four and Twenty – the 3rd Album.

Spoof Adverts Pack 1

Spoof Adverts Pack 2
