Four and Twenty Adverts No.3

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the theatre foyer, we bring you a third compilation of silly adverts for Fairy-tale and pantomime services and products.

This audio CD holds a total of 17 silly ‘radio’ adverts and 7 ‘tongue in cheek’ announcements to your audience!

TLC Creative bring you the sequel to the sequel of the CD that no-one wanted to hear, in conjunction with the vocal majesty of Brian Two. Supplied in CD case with cover.

Advert tracks included:

  • Dragons Den – Pitch your business ideas to the Dragons.
  • Dame Aid – Give all you can to help destitute Dames.
  • iGlass – The latest innovation from Poisoned Apple.
  • Sorcerers Apprentice – Who’ll be hired?
  • We sell any – The website for bovine sales.
  • Harry Wizard – A magical movie coming soon.
  • Magic Mirrors – Buy one and get one free.
  • Happy Ever After – A Grimm Bothers Finance insurance scheme.
  • Percinnamon Construction – Gingerbread houses.
  • Strictly Come Lancing – The contest for B list celebrity Knights.
  • Leprechaun bank – The bank at the end of the rainbow.
  • Golden Hair – how to solve that ‘how to climb a tower’ problem.
  • Oil of Oily – Cosmetics by Ponds.
  • Pantomime Animal Hospital – Caring for poorly panto pets.
  • Cash for Golden Eggs – Get hard cash fast!
  • Which Witch – How to choose the best crone.
  • Fry Hard – A Cop thriller.

Foyer / Audience Announcements included:

  • ‘Welcome to the show’.
  • ‘5 minutes to curtain up’.
  • ‘3 minutes to curtain up’.
  • ‘Short Interval: ‘Refreshments available’.
  • A very Short Interval.
  • Short Interval: ‘Please come back’.

Also available are two further CDs: Four and Twenty Adverts and Four and Twenty More Adverts. We also have printable silly fairy-tale adverts to use in your show programmes with our spoof adverts.

Four and Twenty Adverts CD No.3

Available to purchase from Lazy Bee Scripts