Four and Twenty Adverts - the Third and Youngest!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the theatre foyer, we bring you a third compilation of silly adverts for Fairytale and pantomime services and products. This audio CD holds a total of 17 silly 'radio' adverts and 7 'tongue in cheek' announcements to your audience! TLC Creative bring you the sequel to the sequel of the CD that no-one wanted to hear, in conjunction with the vocal majesty of Brian Two.
Click here to hear the advert for the adverts in MP3 format!
Supplied in CD case with cover.
Available to order from Lazy Bee Scripts.
Tracks include:
- Dragons Den – Pitch your business ideas to the Dragons.
- Dame Aid – Give all you can to help destitute Dames.
- iglass – The latest innovation from Poisoned Apple.
- Sorcerers Apprentice – Who'll be hired?
- We sell any cow.com – The website for bovine sales.
- Harry Wizard – A magical movie coming soon. (Click here for a sample)
- Magic Mirrors – Buy one and get one free.
- Happy Ever After – A Grimm Bothers Finance insurance scheme.
- Percinnamon Construction – Gingerbread houses.
- Strictly Come Lancing – The contest for B list celebrity Knights.
- Leprechaun bank – The bank at the end of the rainbow.
- Golden Hair – how to solve that 'how to climb a tower' problem.
- Oil of Oily – Cosmetics by Ponds.
- Pantomime Animal Hospital – Caring for poorly panto pets.
- Cash for Golden Eggs – Get hard cash fast!
- Which Witch – How to choose the best crone.
- Fry Hard – A Cop thriller.
Foyer / Audience Announcements
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'Welcome to the show'.
- '5 minutes to curtain up'.
- '3 minutes to curtain up'.
- 'Short Interval: 'Refreshments available'.
- A very Short Interval.
- Short Interval: 'Please come back'.
Four and Twenty MORE Adverts!
With the continued success of our first CD, and by popular demand, we bring you a second compilation of spoof adverts for fictional services and products inspired by Fairytale and Pantomime. The perfect way to add a bit of fun to your theatre foyer / show interval. This audio CD holds a total of 19 silly ‘radio’ adverts and 5 ‘tongue in cheek’ announcements to your audience!
Click here to hear the advert for the adverts in MP3 format! Supplied in CD case with cover.
Available to order from Lazy Bee Scripts.
Tracks include:
- 3 Bears Security Services – An end to breaking and entering and porridge theft.
- Sorcerer Cleaning gel – Shazam and the dirt is gone!
- Tart safe – Store your cakes away from any thieving Knave.
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary Gardening Services.
- M&S (Malevolent and Suspicious) Poisoned Products.
- Baa Baa Black Sheep’s wool sale.
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The Spratkins Diet.
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Perfect Princesses match making services
- See through tailors – As endorsed by his highness the Emperor!
- Cobblers Estate agents – Meeting your footwear housing needs.
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Panto Direct Groceries - Home delivery supplies for your larder.
- Tree-Bay – Make some cash and sell unwanted Merry Men clutter.
- The Witless protection scheme – For has-been comedy link men!
- ID theft warning – A public information announcement.
- The House of Charming – Perfumery products.
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EFS - The enchanted furniture store: Everything must go!
- Magic Mirrors – The SAT NAV model which guide you to the fairest in the land!
- Rambo-stiltskin – A Film trailer.
- Army Recruitment – Have you got what it takes to join the Kings Men?
Foyer / Audience Announcements
- ‘Please turn off your mobile phones’
- ‘No cameras please!’
- ‘Remember to cheer the goodies and boo the villains’
- ‘There is now an interval’
- ‘The show is over – please go home!’
Four and Twenty Adverts!
Want to liven up your foyer music? Looking for something just a bit different to play during your interval? This audio CD holds a total of 17 daft ‘radio’ adverts for a wide range of fictional fairytale / pantomime products and services, and 7 silly announcements to your audience (plus a bonus track promoting next season’s fairyland TV schedule).
Click here to hear the advert for the adverts in MP3 format!
Supplied in CD case with cover.
Tracks include:
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Panto Direct 1 - Injury compensation service
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Panto Direct 2 - Injury compensation service
- Mother Goose Used Transport Emporium – Second hand magic carpets and pumpkin coaches
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Fairy Godfather Services - Evil plans thwarted again? Even the odds!
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Beanstalk - Leguminous vegetable chatline
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Heroes R Us - Kingdoms saved, villains vanquished!
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Grimm Brothers Finance and Loans - The perfect way to manage your debt worries.
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Three Pigs Construction services - Saving your bacon!
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Beanscene - Another leguminous vegetable chatline (Click here for a sample)
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Stalkaway - Clear your garden of unwanted greenery
- Al’s Cow Barn – The best bargain-price bovine offers (Click here for a sample)
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Germinator 4 - The rise of the beans!
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Robin Hood Recruitment - Only the merriest men accepted
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Goldiloctite - The perfect hair product
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Magic Spinning Wheels - a public information announcement
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Happily Ever After Therapy - Psychotherapy for fairyland people
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Sinbad the Sailor Cruises - A choice of seven delightful destinations
- Bonus Track! Pig Brother House / Dame Academy TV Advert - What’s on next season!
Foyer / Audience Announcements
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Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #1
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Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #2
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Interval announcement
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Exit - Please leave so the band can get to the bar (matinee)
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Exit - Please leave so the band can get to the bar (pm)
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Exit - Please leave as the management charges by the hour
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Exit - Please leave before the cast catch and disembowel the little scamp in the 3rd row!
We also have 2 sets of spoof adverts for your show programme (supplied as downloadable JPEG files).
Available to order from Lazy Bee Scripts.
SAMPLE DOWNLOADS |
Four and Twenty Adverts - The Third and Youngest
Excerpts from the sequel to the sequel to the Four and Twenty Adverts CD |
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The Greatest Four and Twenty Adverts CD Advertising Trailer
Excerpts from the sequel to the Four and Twenty Adverts CD |
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Four and Twenty Adverts CD Advertising Trailer
Excerpts from the original Four and Twenty Adverts CD |
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Harry Wizard Film Trailer
A young boy discovers his destiny to be a potter... |
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Beanscene Advert
A premium rate phone line for vegetable enthusiasts |
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Crazy Al's Cow Barn
Need to sell your cow? We'll pay up to five magic beans! |
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